best endless .gif ever.
“U lil shit get in there.”
This stresses me out every time
nobody said it was easy
no one ever said it would be this hard
oh, take me back to the start
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
#ok but take them out of context and imagine they were on a blind date#and Derek was terrible company because he was receiving texts from Erica every thirty seconds saying#I CAN SEE HIM FROM ACROSS THE BAR #HE LOOKS HOT#HAVE YOU BONED HIM YET #ASK HIM IF HE LIKES TO GET LOUD#STOP GLARING YOU’RE SCARING HIM#and Stiles was nervous as hell and trying to cover it#and spilt his water all over Derek #then nearly set the table on fire#but every so often they’d catch a break a couple of seconds where one of them would smile#and the other would smile back and hearts would start racing#and maybe Derek gruffly talks about his job as a cop#and Stiles lights up and talks about how he wants to be a cop too omg!!!#and Derek goes quiet like… oh fuck exactly how old are you#and Stiles is like uh 19#and Derek’s like ok i need to leave i’m old and this is a disaster#BUT Stiles chases after him like woah woah #hey i happen to like antiques ok#maybe i’m on the young side but idc how old YOU are#and i think you’re pretty neat#and i think we should try this again without your friend spying on us#and Derek huffs a laugh like damn you actually will make a good cop if you noticed that#and Stiles is like hell yeah you can totally teach me how to frisk someone#then blushes with embarassment and so DOES DEREK AND THEY’RE STANDING ON THE CORNER OF THE STREET#BLUSHING TOGETHER#and Erica leans out of the bar door and yells at them to kiss#BASICALLY MY POINT is that out of context this looks like Stiles trynna convince Derek of something#like them being a good thing (via stilinskisparkles)
christmas at beacon hills, 100% accurate depiction
Homeless!Stiles AU | Stiles goes to bed with strangers just to have a place to sleep. One night he goes home with Derek and finds a permanent place to rest his head.
teen wolf au ::given the strength of supernatural warfare in beacon hills, something has started to pull people from the other side and out of resting. among them is papa hale, who derek encounters quickly upon his return to beacon hills.
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
I like to think she tries to make them laugh.
Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING
Also Harry’s face.
this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
#ok but u kno this is an accurate portrayal of their sex life and how they like it #like Stiles likes it hard and dirty #just gettin’ in the door still with his jacket on #Derek surprising him and goin’ down on him real quick and filthy #pants around his ankles not even a hello honey how was your day #which he probably says every time#and Derek huffs against his thigh maybe bites at a little #and it works every time #the first time he maybe hit his head a bit hard in the middle of sayin ‘oh fuck Derek— ah fuck’ #and Derek probably made a remark about him losing brain cells #and Stiles probably said something ~witty like lol maybe you should make me lose some more #mmm cos you know he’d be super bad at dirty talk #till he gets a bit practised #till he learns what gets Derek going yeah then #THEN you got Derek and you KNOW he likes it slow #he likes it when Stiles takes his time #takes him apart piece by piece until he’s breathless with want #like Stiles’d dig a little bit of teeth that little bit of an edge of pain #but he wouldn’t want Derek to feel ANY pain #cos he’s a sucker and you know he wants Derek to have NICE things #NICE sweaters for Christmas and NICE pillow talk and NICE head #where he just totally worships the fuck out of Derek #and Derek falls apart under his hands #BUT ALSO FEELS TREASURED #MHM cos lbr they’d probably do filthy things but you can bet your ass they’d be nice about it #they’d be the losers thathold hands under the table whilst they’re throwing chips at each other #or insult each other inbetween kisses #best of both worlds all in one pretty gifset (✿◠‿◠) (via stilinskisparkles)
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ vera wang fall bridal 2012
ay yo it’s giveaway time and i have shitloads of merch left from youmacon
please read the rules below before reblogging to make sure your entry gets in!!
- this giveaway ends on january 31st, 2014!
- you must be 18 years or older, or have your parent’s permission if you are under 18!
- you must have your ask box open so i can contact you if you win!
- you must respond within 24 hours! if you don’t i will choose another person!
- one reblog/like is allowed. this will count as two entries per person. any more than that and you will be disqualified. please write it down somewhere or index it on your blog that you reblogged/liked it, so you don’t forget and accidentally enter more than two times. no giveaway blogs, i will check.
- you do not have to be following me, but it is always appreciated!
- there will be three winners. each winner will get to choose one tee from the three designs above (first come, first serve, i only have one of each shirt). each winner will also get to choose three of my ten pin sets available on my storenvy (not all are pictured) and 15 extra randomly chosen pins (a total of 39 pins wow)! you will also get three charms, 3 randomly chosen stickers, and a shitload of bookmarks. i don’t know exactly how many you’ll get but it’ll be a lot.
- winners will be chosen with a random number generator.
- i only have size mediums for all the shirts. i do not have any other sizes available, so please don’t ask.
- you can not choose the fandoms/pin designs you want for the 15 randomly chosen pins. i will do this for you. though if there is a particular fandom that triggers you for some reason, please let me know (because i know hannibal can be a pretty sensitive subject to some people)
- i ship worldwide! you do not have to pay for shipping, i will cover that!
- if there is anything else you want to know that isn’t covered above, please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask!